Happy Father’s Day

It’s been a while since I’ve shared my tragic relationship endeavors with the world… Since my last post the baby daddy in question is still around. Still tall dark and handsome. Still making my brain fuzzy. Still haven’t had sex. Still has a kid. Still wondering what in God’s name I am doing with my […]

Call me Dr. Melfi

The same week I began binging The Sopranos (James Gandolfini is fucking dead?!) I entered a parallel universe. The guy I’ve been seeing – uh, more accurately meeting at the end of my nights out and fucking – finally showed his true colors. A two and a half hour phone call about his ex… And […]

Being Chased By Butterflies

I’ve been across the Utah/Arizona State line 5 times in four days. I’ve hiked and camped and gotten decently drunk. I’m crossing things off of my bucket list left and right. Home is on the other side of the country and I am still haunted by the memories of my ex. Our memories floating around […]